My Favorite Bumper Stickers

Some of my favorite bumper stickers, and some that are just plain odd and intriguing to me.
Where to get some of these bumper stickers

New one I saw last week in Taos
:Photo: Bumper sticker
What it says: BUCKLE UP! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
(added 2016)

After Monday & Tuesday
Even the Calendar says W T F !!

Dyslexic Devil Worshipers
Sell Their Souls to Santa

Lord Jesus, Please
Save Me From Your Followers

Don't Believe Everything You Think.

I Have Given Up My Search For Truth...
And Am Looking For A Good Fantasy.


Always Remember You're
*** UNIQUE ***
Just Like Everyone Else

Do Stupid Things Faster

Bumper Sticker: No, That is not a Star of David
What it says: No, That is not a star of David

Bumper sticker: Not All Who Wander are Lost. Quote by J.R.R. Tokien, from the books and movies "The Lord of the Rings"
What it says: Not all who wander are lost.

Bumper Sticker: My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
What it says: My imaginary friend thinks
you have serious mental problems.

Bumper Sticker: No Matter Where You Go there You Are
What it says: No Matter Where You Go There You Are

Bumbersticker: CAUTION! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprecauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see.
What it says: CAUTION! I brake for elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns,
Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see.

Okay, the remainder of these have what they say in the Alt. Text.

Bumper Sticker: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult   Bumper Sticker: Come Closer so I can slap you

Bumper Sticker: the Sigillum Dei AEmeth   Bumper Sticker: Penagram

Bumper Sticker: Petgragram

Bumper Sticker: Yin Yang Symbol

Bumper Sticker: The More you Disapprove, the more fun it is for me   Bumper Sticker:  Normal people scare me

Bumper Sticker: Walker between the Worlds

Bumper Sticker: It's a Druid Thing

Bumper Sticker: Inside Every Old Person is a Young Person Wondering What Happened
I'd like to change the one above to the one below:


Bumper Sticker: Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Bumper Sticker: Warning, Invsible Dragon in Back Seat

Bumper Sticker: You all Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because You're all the Same   Bumper Sticker: A day without Fairies is a Day without Sunshine

Bumper Sticker: Don't quit your day job

Tiny Image: An Ankh - an Egyptian symbol Tiny Image: An Ankh - an Egyptian symbolTiny Image: An Ankh - an Egyptian symbol

I saw this one above some time ago about the
Egyptian Goddess ISIS.
I put this here before the ISIS, or ISIL, or Islamic State existed,
or at least before I heard of them.
(updated 2016)

Bumper Sticker: Kali is My Coipilot

I'm A Goddess

Bumper Sticker: I Wasn't Created in YOUR Image of God

Bumper Sticker: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic   Bumper Sticker: Control your destiny, or someone else Will.

Bumper Sticker: Here Dragon, Dragon!

Bumper Sticker: In Just Two Days, Tommorow will be Yesterday   Bumper Sticker: Teach Respect for the Earth and All Living Creatures

Bumper Sticker: Legalize Freedom   Bumper Sticker: It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Bumper Sticker: Evolve, DAMN it!

Bumper Sticker: Witches Do It In Circles   Bumper Sticker: Things Haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Bumper Sticker: Long Live my Vehicle, for It Takes me where I Need to Go

Bumper Sticker: I Love My Country, But I Fear my Government   Bumper Sticker: What's POPULAR is not always right.  What's RIGHT is not always popular.

Bumper Sticker: Change is Inevitable.  Struggle is an Option.

Bumper Sticker: If what you seek you find not within, you will never find it without.

Bumper Sticker: BORN AGAIN and again, and again...

Bumper Sticker: It's Your Hell - You burn in it!

Bumper Sticker: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Bumper Sticker: Last Time We Mixed Politics with Religion...  People Got Burned at the Stake   Bumper Sticker: WHEN IN DOUBT, SHUT UP!

Bumper Sticker: WHATEVER   Bumper Sticker: I wore black before it was cool.

Bumper Sticker: Religions are just large Cults!   Bumper Sticker: Do I look like a PEOPLE PERSON?

Bumper Sticker: The Devil made me do it   Bumper Sticker: The Goddess is alive... and She ate my homework.

Bumper Sticker: Born OK the First Time

Bumper Sticker: Antie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy   Bumper Sticker: If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

Bumper Sticker: Do Not Enter, Dragons Only!   Bumper Sticker: LeStat Lives

Bumper Sticker: Born again Pagan

The Whole World Is Going
To Hell, And I'm Driving the Bus.

(Kinda dark, but somewhat amusing and intriguing.)

Some of these bumper stickers are available at
You can do a Google Search for Bumper Sticker and the words from the bumper sticker you want.

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Have a fun day!

Created 2016. Updated October 2020.

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